Fuck Water Dick Polish

$32.95

Meet man’s new best friend!

Fuck Water Dick Polish is a slick masturbation cream formulated for enhanced longevity. Designed to “melt” at body temperature, Dick Polish will leave you slicker than your browser history. Whether you’re laying back for some well deserved stress relieving “me” time or you’re on an epic dopamine chasing high seas call, Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion, right to the last stroke.

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  • Ingredients:
    Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.
  • 270 ml/9.1 fl. oz.
  • Made by FuckWater, Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms.
  • Proudly Made In Canada
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